If it's gonna be that kind of a party...

I'd respect Serena van der Woodsen a lot more if she had more than one facial expression.

The future is now!

Well, it's Friday night and there was supposed to be a presidential debate on, but now there's (probably) not so we're just stuck with this crap.

Stay-home-and-get-drunk Thursdays start tonight!

Gary Unmarried: It's probably their last chance!

I die!

I can be your hooker hero, baby!

Emmys Madness!

Put down the knitting, the book and the broom...