BLOGS
September 2008 Archives
If it's gonna be that kind of a party...
I'd respect Serena van der Woodsen a lot more if she had more than one facial expression.
The future is now!
Well, it's Friday night and there was supposed to be a presidential debate on, but now there's (probably) not so we're just stuck with this crap.
Stay-home-and-get-drunk Thursdays start tonight!
Gary Unmarried: It's probably their last chance!
I die!
I can be your hooker hero, baby!
Emmys Madness!
Put down the knitting, the book and the broom...
It's Always Sunny In My Heart! Not!
To vroom or not to vroom? Oh, God, that was so not funny.
Shut. It. Down.
"Are we learning yet?"
Are you (sob) my mother?
"What if you found the Bible? Would you throw that book at me too?"
Get out the video camera -- it's family porno time!
"There's ho's in the parking lot!"
I'll have an Anorexic Bitchface cocktail with a twist please.
I'm only happy when it rains (Terminators).
I vant to suck your bloood!
TV will be the death of me.
This isn't porn! It's research!
Republicans, trannies, vomit, Nazis -- ain't fall TV grand?!
I totally forgot Everlast used to be in a band I liked when I was eight.
Chuck Bass is a nice name. Sea Bass would have been better, but Chuck Bass will do.