I know you've all been simply dying for the new season of Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? (Fox, 8 PM) to start. Well, die no more!

Jesus, this Stand Up To Cancer (8 PM) biznass is on all the major networks? Who died and made it boss? Oh right.

If I say something about how Swingtown (CBS, 10 PM) is the show that wouldn't die, that will be three mentions of death so far. I wonder what my shrink would have to say to that!

If you liked the Werner Herzog documentary Grizzly Man then you should prolly watch the Animal Planet series that's based on the same premise. Two new back to back episodes of Grizzly Man Diaries (Animal Planet, 9 PM) air tonight.

On a sexy new episode of Psych (USA, 10 PM) titled "Talk Derby To Me," Shawn starts dating a horse. Just kidding!

Did you know that The Seven Year Itch (ENCR3, 12:05 AM) is the best movie of all time? Well you do now.