Shirley Manson is so near and dear to my 90s-lovin' heart that I don't even mind that Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (Fox, 8 PM) is her first real acting gig and she likely doesn't know what she's doing (evidenced by the maybe-Scottish-maybe-American-possibly-Armenian accent she's throwing around in the promo). Also, blowing up a Terminator is no cliffhanger, television writers of the world.

Tonight's Gossip Girl (CW, 8 PM) is craaaazy! You see, there are these rich kids, right? And they go to a party! I know! I totally get why this thing is a national sensation!

There is also a show that follows GG, though I refuse to acknowledge it.

The gang goes a-prospecting on America's Toughest Jobs (NBC, 9 PM), panning for gold in the Alaskan wilderness. How cantankerous!

Prison Break (Fox, 9 PM) will remove all your tattoos in one night, with no money down!

Get it? Mark-Paul Gosselaar has Jesus hair on Raising the Bar (TNT, 10 PM) because he's an idealistic public defender of all that is right and good! Actually, is that Jesus-y? The Bible's too long to read, so I don't actually know.