The Big Bang Theory (CBS, 8 PM) premieres tonight, ya nerds.

Those rich kids go to another party on Gossip Girl (CW, 8 PM) tonight (probably), and I am still in desperate need of a Chuck Bass spinoff. Seriously, scenes with characters who are not Chuck Bass make me go all Hulk smash. They're just not right!

It just dawned on me that when Shirley Manson is inevitably killed off on Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (Fox, 8 PM), I am going to cry.

NPH was robbed of his rightful Emmy last night, but the good news is How I Met Your Mother (CBS, 8:30 PM) is finally back! And I refuse to reference that "legendary" line!

So many premieres happening! Tonight on Heroes (NBC, 9 PM), Claire dresses up like a hooker and shoots Peter after telling him she loves him (yes, that way) even though they're related. Incest is super!

Aaaand The Hills (MTV, 10 PM) continues to exist.