Do you have a head for business and a bod for sin? Melanie Griffith does, and she's parading it all over the 1988 classic Working Girl (A&E, Friday 2:30 PM).

A new season of SNL (NBC, Saturday 11:30 PM) kicks off tonight with our very own national treasure Michael Phelps. He is so getting laid after this!

I'm guessing that tonight's installment of True Life, "I'm Looking For My Mother," is not in fact a live-action adaptation of the tear-jerking children's book Are You My Mother? Which is a shame, because I'm in dire need of a good cry.

There's an encore presentation of that Amy Sedaris/Christopher Meloni chuckle bonanza The Gym Teacher (Nickelodeon, Sunday 1 PM) this afternoon, so if you were too busy getting wasted to watch a kids' movie on a Friday or Saturday (for shame!), this is your chance to redeem yourself.

Apparently VH1 Classic is airing a full day's worth of I Love the '80s (VH1CL, Sunday 1 PM) -- in 3D!. Appropriate considering that decade was the last time 3D anything was a big deal. But whatever.

Here's your weekly Mad Men (A&E, Sunday 10 PM) reminder. If you don't watch this show, you're pretty much a total dumb-ass.