Who here likes cranky, drug-addicted doctors? House (Fox, 8 PM) returns for a new season tonight, so best get that Vicodin 'script called in this afternoon.

Fringe (Fox, 9 PM) debuted to much fanfare last week. Can it sustain? Is the world ready for a new X-Files? Is Pacey as sexy-hot as David "Porn Addict" Duchovs? I'm voting yes to all.

I dig on Privileged (The CW, 9 PM) you guys -- it's like Clueless meets The Nanny meets Gilmore Girls only in Palm Beach and without speech impediments!

What sorts of shenanigoats do you think the Rich A-Holes on 90210 (The CW, 8 PM) are gonna get into this week? All I know is Brenda Walsh is gonna be there. And that's all I need to know.

I know I'm late to the party on this, but I've recently discovered that Wipeout (ABC, 8 PM) is the single most hilarious show on television. Does laughing maniacally at people falling face-down in a muddy pond make me a bad person? Don't answer that.

I thought I was gonna hate me some raisin-face aka Rachel Zoe, but surprise! She's amusing as all get out! Anyone with that many catch-phrases (see Tyra Banks) is a little, shall we say, bananas. And therefore aces in my book. All this is to say, effing give The Rachel Zoe Project (Bravo, 10 PM) a chance you judgmental meanies!