Dancing With the Stars (ABC, 8 PM) is the new Big Brother, in that it's on practically every night of the week.

There's an extremely necessary remake of Knight Rider (NBC, 8 PM) happening this evening.

Is it wrong that I love Elina's Ronald McDonald weave? America's Next Top Model (CW, 8 PM)

Jay Mohr and Paula Marshall give TV their 870,938,473th try with Gary Unmarried (8:30 PM), starting tonight, but we both know neither your or I will watch it.

It's a sham and he's a tool: David Blaine: Dive of Death (ABC, 9 PM) will be televised tonight with lots of David Blaine and despite the name, zero dives of death.

Kenley talks back to Tim Gunn tonight on Project Runway (Bravo, 9 PM), and he calls that nasty beast out on it and I am going to cheer when I see it.