I wish E! had consulted me before using my diary verbatim for their special 20 Acts of Love Gone Wrong (E! Saturday 2 PM) , but whatever.

If watching three episodes of Top Design (Bravo, Saturday 3 PM) back to back is your idea of a perfect Saturday afternoon, you're in luck.

Somehow I don't think that the "Grease Is The Word" episode of Paula's Party (Food Network, Saturday 7 PM) has anything to do with the movie. And I like it like that!

TLC and their enigmatic titles for shows! I don't know about you guys, but I for one am quivering with anticipation to find out what The Man Whose Arms Exploded (TLC, Sunday 7 PM) is about!

Unless you are functionally illit'rate (in which case I applaud your efforts to read this blog post!) you know that the Primetime Emmys (ABC, Sunday 8 PM) are tonight. You should probably be watching them.

If you're on a show called I Still Can't Believe I'm Single (Showtime, Sunday 11:30 PM), I can give you one reason why. I'll give you a hint: it has to do with being on a show called I Still Can't Believe I'm Single.