Oh hey, Miller's Crossing (IFC, 4:30) is on! You know how I feel about those silly Coen Brothers!

I'm cautiously optimistic that the premiere of the Americanized Kath & Kim starring Selma Blair and Molly Shannon (NBC, 8:30 PM) is not gonna make me want to stab my eyes out. But we shall see. OR SHALL WE?!

There are entirely too many conflicting ideas in the title of Saturday Night Live Thursday Weekend Update (NBC, 9:30 PM) and it's making my head hurt.

Mindy and all you other Sons of Anarchy fans will prolly want to check out Biography: Hell's Angels (Biography, 10 PM) so as to feed your obsession.

Life on Mars (ABC, 10 PM) is one of those shows that play with the time-space continuum. And Gretchen Mol is in it!

Apparently we have some guy named Jerry Bruckheimer to thank for this Eleventh Hour (CBS, 10 PM) show. I never heard of him but he sounds like a hack.