Modern Marvels: Bread (History Channel, 8 PM) just made me LOL.

Sometimes people tell you a movie is bad and then you watch it and realize they're just pretentious jerks who don't know how to have fun. But in the case of Factory Girl (Showtime, 8:30 PM), the rumors are true.

Another one o' them Presidential Debate (all major networks, 9 PM) thingies for those of you who care about, like, the future of our nation and junk.

But if you'd rather watch fictional rich assholes parading around in Palm Beach, then Privileged (The CW, 9 PM) has your back.

And if real rich assholes with Southern accents is more your cup of tea, then don't miss the premiere of The Real Housewives of Atlanta (Bravo, 9 PM).

Why must god torture me with Making the Band 4 (MTV, 9 PM) ?

You might as well throw me in my coffin with a DVD of all six episodes of The Rachel Zoe Project (Bravo, 10 PM) now. Because I die. D-I-E.