Something called Killer Elephants (Animal Planet, Saturday, 12 PM) is on today. I don't know what it's about, do you?

Sarah Palin will be appearing on Saturday Night Live (NBC, Saturday, 11:30 PM) tonight, which is a terrible idea and will be horrifically awkward no matter what your political allegiances are... and oh God, why do they let real candidates go on comedy shows?

I still love and am rooting for Team Divorced even though they're kinda dumb, and I'm not even a divorcee yet! (Fingers crossed!) The Amazing Race (CBS, Sunday, 8 PM)

Quick musings on the recent Brothers and Sisters (ABC, Sunday, 10 PM) antics: Nora needs to stop, Tommy seriously needs to stop, Saul needs to get laid, Sarah really needs to get laid, Holly is a hot bitch, Kevin and Scotty are couple of the year, and WTF happened to Robert's brother? How long are missions, anyway?

No offense to my dad or anything, but if I could trade places with Dexter's (Showtime, Sunday, 10 PM) still-gestating fetus I totally would. Think of all the jujitsu he's going to teach it!

Does anyone else love Mad Men's (AMC, Sunday 10 PM) Roger as much as I do? Does that make me a weirdo? Ah crap, it totally does, doesn't it?