Smallville (CW, 8 PM) has been on so long for so little reason it's entering JAG levels of pointlessness.

Shut up, Probst! Survivor: Gabon (CBS, 8 PM).

I know I'm in the minority, but I have grown to dislike Pam more and more with each passing episode of The Office (NBC, 9 PM). Also, where is Jan?! I need more Jan!

I don't know how and I don't know why, but 30 Rock (NBC, 9:30 PM) is going to make fun of Night Court tonight, and it's going to be amazing.

Oh, Anthony Edwards. No matter how many times you tell the press that Clooney is coming back to ER (NBC, 10 PM), it will still never, ever be true. You cannot will the Clooney. If you could, he'd be embroiled in a polygamy suit with half the world's population and I'd finally have a Three Kings sequel to love.

Life on Mars (ABC, 10 PM) has an excellent soundtrack. It's one of those shows I DVR each week but never get around to watching.