Obviously you will be watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade (NBC, 9 AM), by order of the me.

And you will follow that up with The National Dog Show (NBC, 12 PM, in which SPOILER ALERT my cat, Bitsy Boo, will take first prize. Don't argue. It's happening.

Break for massive amounts of eating and then return to the couch for a Reno 911 (Comedy Central, 3 PM) marathon! Laughing helps you digest, ya know.

A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (ABC, 8 PM) never really gets old.

Time to reheat leftovers and laugh at the starving suckers on Survivor: Gabon (CBS, 8 PM) who would sell their mom for some turkey about now.

If you haven't watched Ricky Gervais: Out of England -- The Stand Up Special (HBO, 11 PM) yet, now's as a good a time as any.