Duuuude, tonight's NCIS (CBS, 8 PM) is miiiind-blowingggg. Just kidding! Who gives a shit about NCIS?!

Tonight on House (Fox, 8 PM): House gets a rash! Oh no! Actually the official synopsis just says he's "plagued by an itch," which could mean anything, but 9 times out of 10, that's gonna be chiggers. Chiggers, I tell you! (If you don't know what that is, just consider yourself lucky and do not Google it. I mean it.)

After what felt more like three years than three weeks, Fringe (Fox, 9 PM) is finally back! Yes, I am still watching that show.

Have you guys seen the CW PSAs with the cast of Privileged (CW, 9 PM), all dressed up in their fancy rich people wardrobe telling us how to go green? It's weird because they're in character, because those characters don't give a crap about the environment.

Do they still sing and dance on Eli Stone (ABC, 10 PM)? I'm worried they've stopped singing and dancing.

I don't know anything about The Real Housewives of Atlanta (Bravo, 10 PM), but I do know that no one with access to the internet can stop talking about it, so I've included it in tonight's picks.