Vicky's out for blood this week and I need someone to just hold her down and makes her chug Crisco so we can be rid of her already. Family values! The Biggest Loser: Families (NBC, 8 PM).

I just read the synopsis for tonight's House (Fox, 8 PM) and every other word in it is "Foreman," so consider yourself warned for an especially whiny episode.

I never talk about Dancing With the Stars (ABC, 9 PM) on this blog, and that seems unfair. But yeah. I'm pretty much never mentioning it again.

I'm taking lines on which random oral fixation item Walter's going to become obsessed with on this week's Fringe (Fox, 9 PM) . Oh, I do hope it's Bugles!

Jane performs a séance to expose a fraudulent psychic on The Mentalist (CBS, 9 PM) tonight, and has he no decency?! If you can't trust your fellow secretly fake psychics in this world, you might as well just set fire to the universe right now.

Privileged (CW, 9 PM) isn't my thing, but it minds its own. I respect that.