Oh snap! Bart Bass totally died on Gossip Girl (The CW, 8 PM) just like I predicted! On the plus side, we now get to see unhinged, hot Chuck. Yay death!

If Lily et al don't get him into therapy right quick, he'll be appearing soon on Intervention In-Depth: Meth Mountain (A&E, 8 PM).

Did I ever tell you about the time I tried to call Johnny Galecki on the phone when I was twelve? Big Bang Theory (CBS, 8 PM).

I was trying really hard to go a week without recommending you watch How I Met Your Mother (CBS, 8:30 PM), especially because it's been sort of crappy lately. But I failed.

Even I can't really stomach The Hills (MTV, 10 PM) anymore, and I have a really high threshold for insipid reality television. But maybe you're stronger than I.

Normally I don't watch Rob and Big (MTV2, 10 PM) but I might have to watch this episode simply because it is titled "Poop in the Pool." Poop. POOP. Ha!