Ugly Betty (ABC, 8 PM) capitalizes on my new favorite odd couple: Betty and Amanda.

You know something? In reality, weddings take forever to plan, but on The Office (NBC, 9 PM), I feel like Andy and Angela have been planning theirs for whatever word means "even longer than forever."

It's inconceivable that anyone hasn't seen The Princess Bride (Bravo, 9 PM). Inconceivable! I could do this all day.

Rip Torn (best name ever!) returns to 30 Rock (NBC, 9:30 PM) as Don Geiss. Similarly, Liz Lemon returns to her high school.

You can always watch The Pink Panther (TCM, 9:45 PM). It's the original, not the travesty with Steve Martin.

It's time for the 10 most fascinating people of 2008 on the Barbara Walters Special (ABC, 10 PM). Thus giving an answer to the age-old question: "What do Michael Phelps, Miley Cyrus, and Rush Limbaugh have in common?"

I feel bad about it, but Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew (VH1, 10 PM) is my biggest guilty pleasure. But I could quit anytime. Really.