Please watch Pushing Daisies (ABC, 8 PM) to fuel my delusion that we can reverse the bad tv execs' decision to cancel this show.

A Christmas Story (TNT, 8 PM) remains a holiday classic. There is nothing more central to the holidays than the getting that one gift you want more than anything else. Right, moms and dads? Right, my mom and dad?

Spoiler alert: Christmas in Rockefeller Center (NBC, 8 PM) involves a big huge tree and lots of Christmas lights. Sorry.

Stylista (CW, 9 PM) has convinced me that a) I would be way better at the job than any of the remaining hopefuls and b) there's not enough money in the world to make me want it.

Hot models in their underwear! Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (CBS, 10 PM).

Speaking of sad people ogling stars and gratuitous midriff baring, Britney Spears: For the Record Fan Special (MTV, 10:30 PM) is on.