Did you know that NCIS (CBS, 8 PM) is coming out with a soundtrack? True story.

American Idol (Fox, 8 PM) is back fools, and it's got a brand new host! Countdown to a Kara-Simon bitchfight begins now!

Is there ever not a new season of The Biggest Loser (NBC, 8 PM) on? Jeez Louise. Kayaking and mountain climbing ensue at the fattie ranch tonight.

Gretchen is sooo about to shag Tamra's son on The Real Housewives of Orange County (Bravo, 10 PM) tonight. Scandal!

What do octopus, duck and animal crackers have in common? They'll all be featured on this new Food Network show Chopped (Food Network, 10 PM), hopefully all in one dish together because that would be delicious.

Nip/Tuck (FX, 10 PM) is sure to be fun family viewing tonight, as chemo-ravaged Christian cozies up to Liz and Sean tries to fix his dysfunctional family.