Mira Sorvino plays a "Manhattan archeologist," whatever the hell that means, who's diggin' up some ancient knights' tombs (I think?) in the desert and the Vatican's not wild about it, so they really give her the business. It's apparently a thriller, and it's based on a book, so, you know, good for it. I wish I were based on a book. Anyway, it's like if Indiana Jones was a girl and Short Round was Scott Foley and Jack Bristow was the hot blonde girl from Last Crusade. Or something.

Don't say we never did anything for you, miniseries.

Of course, there are other things on tonight, but none of them are football or Brothers & Sisters, so to hell with them, as far as I'm concerned. You can see what they are in our TV listings.