The episode is appropriately titled "My ABC's," a nod to the Sesame Street guest stars as well as Scrubs' new network. Clever. Apparently all the interns are right bastards. Not just cold, cruel Denise, but all of them, and J.D. learns that certain people just will never learn compassion and will always be out for themselves. I learned that in about first grade (watching The Price Is Right and seeing a smarmy college kid outbid a sweet old lady by a buck just to get out of contestants row and win a car) but J.D. is emotionally stunted, so post-med school seems about the right time. Oh, and the Todd is in the episode (woo!) and I'm just hoping beyond hope that there's not a way-too-gross-for-my-fond-childhood-memories storyline about him being a plushy.

There's a second episode too, but it is filled with stuff I hate: J.D. and Elliot romance, Dr. Cox trying to decide if he wants a big important job. But hey, Muppets. You take the good, you take the bad.

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