So someone let Ashton Kutcher produce a game show called Game Show in My Head (Saturday, CBS, 8 PM), and likely that same person allowed Joe Rogan to host it. Basically people go out in public wearing a hidden earpiece and are told to do really degrading things in public in order to win money. Watch it, SADIST.

G4 consistently wins me over with their ironically nostalgic movie selections lately... which probably means I'm a total asshole. Anyway, they're showing Real Genius (Saturday, G4, 8 PM) tonight, and that's one of my favorite movies ever.

Betty White party! Million Dollar Password (Sunday, CBS, 8 PM) continues to exist. Maybe it's good, I don't know. I'm never going to watch it, I don't care how many Betty Whites are on it.

Desperate Housewives (Sunday, ABC, 9 PM) is new tonight, if you care. It's probably better than what's on NBC right now.

Superstars of Dance (Sunday, NBC, 9 PM) looks crazy lame to me, but out of respect for Angel, the biggest superfan of all dance-related television/my boss, I'm including it here. Dancers from different countries will be competing in their native prominent dance styles and judges will watch those dances and arbitrarily choose which countries are the best. Makes sense.

Kevin and Tommy are fighting again and blah blah blah on Brothers & Sisters (Sunday, ABC, 10 PM) tonight. I'm thrilled to have new episodes again, but I'm beyond sick of the Kevin/Tommy feud. Less Kevin/Tommy feuds, more Nora/Holly feuds! And more Saul please! Why do they forget to invite Saul half the time when they have their family get-togethers? He is their uncle! I ask you this.