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Sunday, February 22, 2009: The Oscars

by Lauren Gitlin February 21, 2009 6:00 AM
Sunday, February 22, 2009: The Oscars

It's Ye Olde Oscar Tyme! Which this year will (allegedly) feature more abstemious red carpet looks (borrrrrrrrrrring), the first Aussie host since Paul Hogan shared duties with Goldie Hawn and Chevy Chase in '87, the first Aniston-Jolie face-off (and subsequent bitch-face-off) ever, and a bunch of time-suck song-and-dance numbers to fill up the time slot and pad out the announcement of the winners we all already know will get the little gold man. According to the verrrrry accurate prediction market InTrade, that will mean Slumdog for Best Pic, Boyle for Best Director, Rourke for Best Actor, Winslet for Best Actress, Ledger for Best Supporting dude and Penelope Cruz for Best Supporting dudette. The only real surprise will be whether Kung Fu Panda or Wall-E wins for Best Animated thingystuff, so if you're a gambling man (or woman), this might be your first and last chance to get your undies in a bunch over a cartoon.

Speaking to a reporter about the upcoming broadcast, beefcake host Hugh Jackman said "...we're going to do most of it naked, and we're going to sing through the whole show. In fact, all the acceptance speeches are going to be sung. There will be some interpretive dance behind them, and I really think it will be beautiful and touching." Somehow we think he's joking. Sad! So get on your party hats and fill every vessel in your house with Oscar Punch (equal parts vodka, gin, rum, whiskey, tequila, Old English, Zima and Crystal Light Pink Lemonade featuring Adele), and prepare to take a shot every time someone says "amazing," or "honored," or starts to hyperventilate. Keep a barf bag at the ready.

The ceremony kicks off at 8:30 on ABC. For a look at other programmes (I'm a royal) on the boob tube this week, check out our Week in Preview.

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November 18, 2011 3:54 AM
Sandra Deaton
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Hi there this is kinda of off topic but I was wondering if blogs use WYSIWYG editors or if you have to manually code with HTML. I'm starting a blog soon but have no coding experience so I wanted to get advice from someone with experience. Any help would be greatly appreciated!

February 23, 2012 4:48 AM
gadzety
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This is getting a bit more subjective, but I much prefer the Zune Marketplace. The interface is colorful, has more flair, and some cool features like 'Mixview' that let you quickly see related albums, songs, or other users related to what you're listening to. Clicking on one of those will center on that item, and another set of "neighbors" will come into view, allowing you to navigate around exploring by similar artists, songs, or users. Speaking of users, the Zune "Social" is also great fun, letting you find others with shared tastes and becoming friends with them. You then can listen to a playlist created based on an amalgamation of what all your friends are listening to, which is also enjoyable. Those concerned with privacy will be relieved to know you can prevent the public from seeing your personal listening habits if you so choose.

February 28, 2012 12:46 AM
odszkodowanie po wypadku
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found so many interesting stuff in your blog especially its discussion. From the tons of comments on your articles, I guess I am not the only one having all the enjoyment here! keep up the good work.

February 29, 2012 8:20 PM
odszkodowanie za wypadek
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Hands down, Apple's app store wins by a mile. It's a huge selection of all sorts of apps vs a rather sad selection of a handful for Zune. Microsoft has plans, especially in the realm of games, but I'm not sure I'd want to bet on the future if this aspect is important to you. The iPod is a much better choice in that case.

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