Speaking of Salma, her grandmother disapproves of her relationship with Jack because he apparently resembles the villain in her favorite telenovela. That's as good a reason as any, Jack! Break up with her! Date someone more appropriate for the tone of the series! The good news is, I'm sure this means we're going to get to see Alec Baldwin dressed in telenovela garb, speaking melodramatic Spanish on an old woman's television set, which is worth almost any amount of stuntcasting the show can muster. Which is a lot. It's basically the show's favorite thing to do these days.

In C-story news, Tracy tries to party with the TGS interns and actually gets out-partied by them. Whoaaaaaa those interns are no joke. Who are they? TWoP staffers?

And that's all I know! Despite my Salma bitching, this is obviously going to be a top-notch episode. Can't wait!

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