According to sources (aka the interweb), the season finale of the Cali crew will entail my favorite frau Jeanna going on a real life date with a real live man! He better not be like the verbally abusive poopheads she normally surrounds herself with. You're a queen Jeanna! Also, Vicki will be shrill and Lynne will continue to spoil her kids rotten.

Over on the right coast, we meet the sixth member of the pack, a pal of LuAnn's named Kelly. Jill talks major smack about Simon to gossip columnist Cindy Adams, and presumably Ramona makes crazy eyes at people like always. It's gonna be a time!

Tune into the housewife double-header tonight on Bravo, with The Real Housewives of Orange County bidding adieu at 10 and The Real Housewives of New York City saying wassup at 11 PM. Get a look at what else is worth watching this week with our Week in Preview..

*Now with extra housewife.