The unbelievably high ratings for Season 13 of ABC's The Bachelor have been confounding networks and Nielsen gurus alike for the last few weeks, but it all ends tonight. However, there is good news for the 12-million-plus fans who have been propelling this series to its ratings high: The Bachelor is on for all three primetime hours on ABC tonight, plus a little extra tomorrow! First we'll watch Jason hand out his final rose, and then The Bachelor: After the Final Rose, Part 1 will air at 10PM, with the thrilling conclusion in Part 2 airing tomorrow at 10PM. Wow, that's a lot of Bachelor.

In what ABC calls a "special television event" and what the rest of us call "two episodes", Brothers & Sisters will be on for two hours tonight! An extra hour of wine guzzling! And selfishness! And righteous indignation! And blaming! God I love the Walkers. Let's all send LuLu some conciliatory boxed wine and awkward dinner party wishes to help her on her super-sized recapping journey. That last bit made no sense, but neither does this show half the time, so let's just pretend it was a stylistic choice.