While we're here though, I'm glad we're talking about the Duggars, because a) Angel is sick of me talking at her about the Duggars, and b) I think we should discuss cousin Amy for a second. I'm a fairly new convert to the Duggar reality church, so I might have missed the episode that explained this question I have: What is the deal with her? She cuts her hair, wears pants, does not fear technology and is allowed to be loud, not-married and decidedly non-Duggar and nobody bats an eye? I did some light Googling and couldn't find her story, but I'm assuming maybe her mom or dad is some Duggar ex-pat or something? Any light shed on this important matter would be greatly appreciated by me. And Angel, probably, because the only question she's more sick of hearing than "Did you watch the Duggars last night?!" is "What's the deal with cousin Amy?!"

Now go back and do a shot for every time I typed the word "Duggar" in this post and watch the new episode in party mode.

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