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Thursday, June 18, 2009: Southern Belles

by Mindy Monez June 18, 2009 9:41 am
Thursday, June 18, 2009: <i>Southern Belles</i> Ahh, poor Soapnet. They tried to knock off Bravo's Real Housewives franchise and somehow managed to create something even more boring than The Real Housewives of New Jersey. C'mon, you guys! Get your sides out! It's not like it's hard to find tacky attention whores to fight with each other about nothing! Every other network manages to do it every single day. But they're new to the game, I guess. Not everything can be the perfect storm of trashy that is The Real Housewives of New York. Or Rock of Love Bus, for that matter.

So anyway, these boring girls (with the exception of Shea, who I still say has proper bitchy television potential) have so much boring business to attend to tonight. Shea's going to tell the rest of the cast about her depressing engagement that will end in a brief life of misery followed by a costly divorce and bitter custody battle, Emily apparently continues to bitch about her hair, Julie continues to pretend to be a successful model and does a runway show, and I will continue to want to slap the annoying out of Hadley -- like, between this and House, what is up with annoying bitches being named Hadley? Also, Kellie's a gross piece of trash without actually being compelling, and she still has that sham matchmaking business, because she's a highly proactive idiot. You go get 'em, Southern Belles!

If you'd like to watch something less boring, I do not blame you. There are many ideas for other things that are on tonight in our Week in Preview!

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