We have no idea. All we know is that Michael, Sam and Fi's pasts come back to haunt them, they have to deal with an old enemy of Fi's in one episode, Lucy Lawless and Nick Turturro make guest appearances, and Ben Shenkman plays a freelance spy for a few episodes. Oh, and Sam is sleeping at Mike's mom's place. No, not like that, pervs. Sharon Gless and Bruce Campbell do not hook up this season, at least not as far as Bruce knows. Still, we're excited that the show's finally back -- it's like school getting out and being able to go to the beach every day, if by "going to the beach" you mean "watching a TV show set in Miami." We may even continue the beach motif by watching the series premiere of the Hamptons-based Royal Pains afterwards, although Mark Feuerstein is no Jeffrey Donovan.

Burn Notice Season 3 premieres tonight at 9/10C on USA Network.