The cast of three girls and two boys, aka real life wannabe Gossip Girl characters, hit the nightlife when Jessie's BFF Zoe turns 18 and her party becomes the "talk of the town" because "anyone who is anyone knows a good party." Please. Manhattan is not that small. Anyway, drama rises from this big birthday blowout and Sebastian, the playboy or shall we say, Chuck Bass, makes an attempt to court both Kelli and Taylor. Classic role model right there. Insults are thrown around and sparks fly. Thank goodness high school is over for me.

There's also a mention of an Operation Smile charity event, but I'm sure that won't get in the way of this raging party that this episode seems to be centered around. With just a flip of the hair in the rich world, we find that money really can buy you everything.

Looking for your fill of undeserving pubescent snobs? NYC Prep is on tonight on Bravo at 9 PM.