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Monday, July 27, 2009: The Bachelorette

by Angel Cohn July 27, 2009 6:01 am
Monday, July 27, 2009: <I>The Bachelorette</I>

It's time for Jillian to choose between the oh-so-perfect but ridiculously named Kiptyn and Ed, the tool that left and came back because his girlfriend (allegedly) dumped his ass. Though choices here, and given that Jillian is pretty much the most oblivious person on the planet (just look at how long she kept Wes around), we're guessing that she'll go with Ed. Hope she enjoys shelling out a lot of extra cash for Viagra!

Anyway, after last week's snooze-worthy Men Tell All special, I'm just so glad that this show is over that I could do a little happy dance. I'm just dreading having to watch and hour and a half of filler content where we get to see each and every date she's had with the two of them at least twice, spend 15 minutes listening to her talk about her feelings with Chris Harrison and at least ten minutes watching her stare looking thoughtfully at the sea pondering her weighty decision. I just want to get to the good stuff, which won't happen until the end of the show. The part where she stands in a wedding dress and tells the proposing guy that she's not picking him and then tells the not-proposing guy that she is picking him and he makes non-committal grunts. That's the total best. It almost makes up for the eight times they are going to play the scene of Ed's ED. Almost.

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