The Philanthropist takes its second step towards death tonight with a brand new episode, because it's summer and this is the quality of show we have to put up with during this time of year. For some reason. This week insufferable international playboy Teddy will be saving the good people of Myanmar, which is more widely known as Burma. Oh no! Burma is a war zone! Rambo told me in that movie where people threw babies in bonfires. So he'll probably get shot at, and maybe someone will try to throw him in a fire like he's a baby or something, but either way I'm totally not watching it. Lone upside, though: Jesse L. Martin is in this episode! I know some people were concerned about his special guest star billing in the credits, but the episode synopsis promises that he's not disappearing just yet. Which is great for the episode, but Jesse L. really deserves a better job, don't you think?