Apparently, the same economic downturn that prompted Flipping Out's Jeff Lewis to branch into interior decorating is causing problems for Rachel, as the number of couture gowns she can get her hands on is at an all-time low. But she can still afford to keep both of her assistants, Brad and Taylor, and they can still jet to Paris for Fashion Week, so things must not be all bad. ...Well, except for the fact that at some point Rachel succumbs to stress-induced vertigo. Hoo boy. Hope she doesn't actually die for real, although we probably know what her final words would be.

The Rachel Zoe Projectpremieres tonight at 10/9C on Bravo.