Things will likely get a bit awkward tonight as Nancy formulates a plan for dealing with Esteban's political reunification with Pilar, the "mexicunt" (best term of the season) that she's trying to have killed. Andy will probably propose to and/or marry Audra, which could turn out to be either adorable, or the downfall of our favorite bachelor. Celia, Doug and Dean will probably take up business together, because goddammit, someone's got to be selling weed on this show. Silas "helps Adelita with a disturbing medical issue," which hopefully doesn't involve any sort of incestual occurrence, although that still wouldn't freak us out nearly as much as when Shane had that phase where he masturbated to his mother's picture. See what I'm talking about? This show is totally deranged!

Weeds airs tonight on Showtime at 10 PM. But if you find the strength to just say no to drugs, check out our Week in Preview for other options.