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Thursday, August 20, 2009: <i>Project Runway/Models of the Runway</I> To make up for its trillion year absence, Lifetime is really going all out with Project Runway premiere night. Some of it is awesome (The All-Star Challenge) and some of it is probably a bad idea (that dumbass Models of the Runway show we're getting a whole season of). Let's discuss tonight's jumbo premiere -- this is very exciting!

The two-hour All-Star Challenge starts at 8, and it's kind of like what Top Chef Masters has been, but for Runway: Daniel V., Santino, Uli, Jeffrey Sebelia, Mychael Knight, Chris March, Sweet P and Korto will compete for $100,000. But it's not for charity like TCM was, so I guess it's also a lot like Dancing with the Stars. Anyway, I hope Daniel V. mops the floor with Jeffrey, obviously. Oh, and Nicole Kidman is on hand, but who gives a shit about Nicole Kidman anymore? Moving on.

Then the Project Runway premiere at 10, with Tim Gunn, Heidi, Michael Kors and Nina Garcia (but who gives a shit about Nina Garcia anymore? OK, I'll stop) all back in their positions, and by all accounts it looks like the show will be just as awesome as it's always been, even though it's on a crap network and set in gross L.A. now. It's gotta be better than The Fashion Show was, anyway.

And at 11, we get the half-hour show about the Runway models, but I honestly can't think of anything I want to watch less than a show about the Project Runway models, but that could just be me. Modeling shows aren't my thing. It's the stupidest profession in the world! Maybe even stupider than blogging! (Just kidding. I know nothing's stupider than blogging.)

But if you think fashion's dumb or have something against Lifetime or something, our Week in Preview has other options.

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