The creepy part? John, who is freshly divorced from the hotel heiress he scored his restaurant startup money from, actually has the nerve to make eyes at Carlos' niece Ana, who of course makes eyes back, because he's Jesse Metcalfe. And while we understand Carlos' jealousy, since Gaby primps and preens after John leaves the table, didn't he make peace with the dude way back when? We're not sure, but then, we don't really care all that much. More important are Susan's figuring out of who tried to kill her daughter, and Lynette telling her kids about the impending twins.

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