We've got Ariel, who is boring, but passable. Dave, who has functioned most of the season with a broken arm that has been in a cast, and suffered through a great deal of pain along the way. And Kevin, who is your typical, cocky self-confident chef. Kevin's probably going to win it, if I was a betting sort of girl. He's a little dull, but he's slightly more interesting than Ariel. Though Gordon might go crazy and pick Dave just because he's been so goddamned determined to stick around all season despite his injury. Anyway, I'm not really sure I care all that much either way, but it's taking up two hours on Fox tonight, so I'm sure there will be a lot of filler if you want to catch up on the entire season in one fell swoop. And you'll feel less bad about yourself than you would if you watched The Biggest Loser.

Hell's Kitchen airs tonight at 8 PM, which means that all you So You Think You Can Dance fans have the night off. If you're looking for something else to watch, check out our week in preview.