Poor little Leonard. Tonight, he realizes that Penny has been hiding her college football parties from him, so he enlists Sheldon's help to understand the game. Yes, Sheldon, of all people, to help him understand football. So that ought to be hilarious. Also, something called kite fighting goes on, and Raj and Wolowitz get in a real fight during it and stop being friends for a few minutes! I'm sad about that already -- emotionally wounded Wolowitz makes my heart cry worse than Sheldon needing "Soft Kitty" when he's sick.

Anyway, this show is great and you should watch it! But if you insist on defying me, our Week in Preview knows of other programs for you to watch tonight.