Betty will meet Mr. Francis at a hotel -- a Hilton -- and Connie will them. He'll yank his account from the agency because they don't have family values. And he'll tell Don what he saw. Betty won't leave Don; he'll throw her out -- and keep the kids. Teacher will move in to play housewife. But then Don will cheat on her with his old flame Rachel -- who has divorced her husband, and is willing to get involved with Don now that he's single.

How does Connie dump Don? He goes to the office before Don arrives and, once again, sits in is chair. When Don finally gets there, Connie tell him to shut the door, take a seat.

Roger will see Don's dumping of Betty as brave, and toss out his drunkard of a wife too -- and propose to Joan. Joan won't cheat on her husband, but she will dump him. Then she'll ease back into things with Roger.

The au pair turns up pregnant (Pete is having kids all over town) and Pete has to tell Trudy. She tosses him out.

Do any relationships survive? Nah. Even Peggy dumps Duck when she figures out that sex is not more important than the president getting shot.

Because he can't get work, Sal enlists in the Army.

Oh, and Betty's so ticked off at Don she tells the military what he did in switching IDs and he's arrested. But the ex in California testifies, clears him by claiming he's the real Don Draper. And who's to say otherwise? Don has dumped the stuff that was in his drawer and Betty just sounds like a crazy woman making wild claims. The old guy at the agency won't speak up because he needs Don, and Pete won't because when he told Peggy he intended to, she tells him she told Don that he'd fathered her baby. Pete, who's trying to smooth things over with Trudy, can't afford another baby popping up.

All that happens before the first commercial. Beyond that, I'm as in the dark as the rest of you.

Just watched it - brilliantly done. And I loved Rinky Dink's comments. You should definitely get a job with "creative."