You've seen the first unbelievable trailer. You've seen the second, longer, even more ridiculous trailer. And now, the wait is over: Jersey Shore finally premieres tonight. And if you have a, frankly, pretty unreasonable two damn hours to devote to orange, over-muscled idiots with spiky hair pumping their fists, you can join the national discourse by sitting through the entire absurd thing. Personally, I have a lot of time to devote to things of that nature, so I'll most certainly be sitting through the big show. But I won't be laughing at their use of the term "guido," because the internet recently told me it's offensive. Every other stereotypical thing they do is fair game, though, from what I understand, so I expect this to be a real laugh riot.

Jersey Shore premieres on MTV tonight at 10 PM, and this thing just goes and goes until 12 AM, if you can believe it. But, if you're a better person than I am, you should watch something else from our Week in Preview instead.