Can't wait to find out which spy tips Michael's going to teach us tonight (I'm an aspiring criminal, you see), and I miss Sam like the deserts miss the rain, but I'm really tired of this Michael trying to Get Back In crap. I understand that his relationship with the government is the premise of the show, but working as a real spy can't possibly be as fun as having adventures (and beers! And yogurts!) with Sam and Fi all day. But I'm not too worried; even when I don't love the storylines, the characters are still fun enough to counteract the annoying.

Burn Notice premieres on USA tonight at 10 PM. But if spies for hire don't interest you, our Week in Preview has other options. It's Thursday night -- there are 3,847,573,736,274 shows on. You'll be alright.