But despite all of the faults that I see on paper, I can't help but get a little excited about seeing some of these people again. Coach/Douche, as horrible as he was, stuck on the same island as Boston Rob and Randy, just makes me a bit giddy. I kind of want them all to just let loose and really, really live up to their villainous titles. I think they are really going to have to up their asshat personalities by about a billion to outdo each other for screentime. And grasping precious minutes of airtime is the true prize that these alums are so desperately seeking, because why else would they subject themselves to starvation and all those bugs, in many cases for the third time. But, I swear to god, if Rupert starts talking about his charity, I'm throwing my shoes right at the pirate because there's enough product placements on this show as it is.

The fun kicks off tonight at 8 PM on CBS. Get your lungs ready to yell, "Shut up, Probst!"