Anyway, obviously we didn't get a screener for tonight's premiere, so I can't tell you anything, except that the episode is called "LA X," but you knew that already. Why am I even talking? I can't tell you what to do on final season of Lost premiere day. It's like how you can't tell anyone how to grieve or something. I'm just going to shutup and put my Dharma cupcakes in the fridge right now and leave you to it. Happy Lost premiere day, everybody!

ABC has one of those "Welcome to Lost, n00bs!" episodes on at 8 PM, followed by the real, two-hour premiere at 9, which is when you'll want to tune in. I would throw you to our Week in Preview right now, but you're not going to watch anything else tonight so I won't (but I did).

Read an in-depth interview with Nestor Carbonell, a.k.a. Lost's mysterious Richard Alpert.

Watch TWoP's editors discuss why Lost is one of TV's all-time greatest shows in this segment airing on the New York Nonstop cable news channel: