February 27, 2010

What I Hate About Me (Style, 9 PM) is hopping on one of reality TV's favorite trends tonight, with this not-so-subtle-but-who-really-cares episode titled, "Desperate Housewife."

Jennifer Lopez is hosting this week's episode of Saturday Night Live (NBC, 11:29 PM). However, now that she split with Sony, and The Back-Up Plan got pushed back a month, what will she be promoting?

February 28, 2010

I understand the shock and pain of Your Kid Ate What?: Parents' Worst Nightmare (TLC, 9 PM) because one time my dog ate a bouncy ball and he had to get his stomach pumped. Poor Angus!

NBC has done one hell of a job promoting The Marriage Ref (NBC, 10:30 PM). Tonight's the night we finally get to watch (and officially get to hate) the show.

March 1, 2010

The finale of The Bachelor (ABC, 8 PM) is tonight. I know Disney princess Tenley is the lesser of two evils, but go #neitherofthem!

Carrie Underwood guest stars (and makes her acting debut) on this evening's How I Met Your Mother (CBS, 8 PM). Here's a sneak peek for y'all.

The Real Housewives Top 25: The Early Years (Bravo, 10 PM) will feature 25 of the best moments from the first seasons of New York, Atlanta and New Jersey and the first two seasons of Orange County, as selected by Andy Cohen. How could he have possibly decided what made the cut? My top 25 would probably be like, 99% ridiculous things the Countess said last season.

March 2, 2010

Oh my goodness, The Biggest Loser (NBC, 8 PM) finally comes back tonight! Who will lose the elimination challenge: Darrell or Cheryl? Who will be the least tolerable this week, now that Melissa is gone? So many questions will be answered!

Here's hoping the series premiere of Parenthood (NBC, 10 PM) isn't disappointing. Between this and Chuck, I might start liking NBC shows again.

Catch the second season premiere of Southland (TNT, 10 PM), because this may be the show's final season if its ratings don't pick up.

March 3, 2010

Whoa, tonight is the series finale of Nip/Tuck (FX, 10 PM)? Where have I been? Ohh, that's right -- not watching Nip/Tuck since The Carver storyline ended and they all moved out of Miami.

Because I love Beverly D'Angelo, I'm assuming Cougar Town (ABC, 9:30 PM) will be especially funny this week.

March 4, 2010

Jim and Pam have their baby on tonight's one-hour episode of The Office (NBC, 9 PM). One hundred Schrute Bucks says Michael finds a way to sneak into the delivery room.

Watch the season finale of Burn Notice (USA, 10 PM) tonight to find out the identity of the prisoner that Michael Weston helped escape. Anyone have a prediction?

I'm tempted to watch the third season finale of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew (VH1, 10 PM) tonight, but only to feed my hatred of Pinsky.

Would you describe you excitement for the third season premiere of The Real Housewives of New York City (Bravo, 10 PM) as "extreme" or "off-the-charts tremendous"? Either way, prepare yourself by going for a quick jog in the middle of traffic in Manhattan.

March 5, 2010

Who Do You Think You Are? (NBC, 8 PM) premieres tonight. In this episode, we learn about Sarah Jessica Parker's ancestry. I realize that sounds boring written out, but I don't think it'll be as boring on TV with background music and cool editing tricks.

The Soup (E!, 10 PM) presents The Soup Awards tonight. Get ready for a solid 15 minutes of Wendy Williams!