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Wednesday, March 10, 2010: <i>America’s Next Top Model</i>

It's time for Irish eyes to be smizing! And all other ethnicities of eyes! Tyra Banks is back with a new herd of pretty, vacuous models to bark at. As usual, they all have ridiculous names like Alasia, Naduah, Anslee and Ren, and they come from such exotic locales as Minnetonka, Minnesota and Dacula, Georgia, but mostly the midwest and Texas. Because to a small-town girl, this is the only conceivable way to break into modeling, and they also scream the loudest when you tell them they get to ride on an aeroplane.

There doesn't seem to be a theme this season, like "short gals" or "anorexia," but there is a new judge: Andre Leon Talley, an editor-at-large for Vogue. Miss J. will move from the judges' table to a mentoring role, but Mr. Jay will still work the photo shoots and Nigel will still judge and leer. The rotating judge spot includes a bevy of fashion notables (as usual), including Ann Shoket (as usual), but also actress Sarah McLeod, who played the hobbit Rosie Cotton in The Lord of the Rings movies. We can't think of any reason she would be up there, unless the end of the season will bring the models to scenic New Zealand, where there'd better be a hobbit-themed photo challenge.

America's Next Top Model Cycle 14 premieres tonight at 8/7C on the CW. For more options, check out our Week in Preview!

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