Awesomely both judge André Leon Talley and photo shoot director Mister Jay dress up for the episode, and while André just wears a little Dracula cape, Jay goes the whole Blade route, with leather and ugly makeup. Plus, all of the models wear black to the judging, which will certainly cut back on the criticism of their outfits. Sadly, it doesn't look like Tyra goes full vampire in the episode, but we're pretty sure she regularly pulls a Madame Bathory and bathes in the blood of eliminated contestants. Think about it -- have you ever seen any of them again, outside of their clearly faked "Where are they now?" videos? That's called throwing the authorities off the scent, people. "Her? She's doing runway shows in Tokyo! She's fine!"

Tonight's episode of ANTM airs at 8/7C, and supposedly also contains a screaming match, but what else is new? Check out our list of other reality shows that could use some vampires here!