Obviously, we all hope the Tobins are savagely ripped apart by a torch mob, but will there be time for that? We already know the 90-minute episode has to kill off Tom Shays, which could take a while to get to, and there are several other loose ends to tie up before the season (and likely the series) ends, like Michael's girlfriend stealing Patty's money, Martin Short being disbarred and Frobisher's stupid goddamn biopic that shouldn't have been a storyline. Oh, and doesn't Patty still have to remodel her apartment with Keith Carradine? That's a lot of things!

So, who kills Tom? Tobins are likely suspects, as they're just mass murderers now, and they're going to find out sooner or later that he's working with Martin Short, but the bit from the episode preview makes it sound like Patty set it up, and then had a change of heart. You know the bit -- it's the one with Glenn Close running up some stairs screaming "I TOLD YOU TO STOOOOOP!!!!!!" into a cell phone. It scares the living shit out of me every time I see it, and we all know how Patty loves hiring hitmen to kill her employees.

Damages airs on FX tonight at 10 PM, opposite many other fine programs that, no matter how good they are, are probably not having their last episode ever tonight. So watch Damages. It's the decent thing to do.