The finale preview shows the Fifth Column mounting up for war against the Vs (yes, some more), and Ryan choking Anna in what is probably a dream sequence because that's too awesome to actually happen. Well, it could happen. Maybe this show will go crazy and have some exhilarating, action-packed finale that will somehow magically make me care about any of these soulless characters, but I know better. This ain't my first time at the shitty show finale rodeo, you know?

V's finale airs on ABC tonight at 10 PM, opposite new Parenthood, The Good Wife, Justified and Deadliest Warrior (Nazi SS vs. Viet Cong!!!). Also The Hills, The City and 9 By Design, if you like that sort of thing.