Happy Cinco de Mayo, everybody! It's time to hang out in an airport with the Modern Family family! Because it's Jay's birthday, and Gloria has surprised him by buying the entire family plane tickets and hotel rooms in Hawaii for what seems like an exorbitant amount of time, considering this Hawaii vacation arc is being spread over two weeks' episodes. So, he's pissed, which sounds uncomfortable. Hopefully Cam will pick up on the awkwardness and start acting a fool again like he did at Mitch's new boss's house a couple weeks ago. Hope the 747 isn't parked on a turntable.