I hate Journey! It makes me feel like I'm at a wedding and that "YMCA" could happen any minute! It makes me feel like I'm at an '80s theme party from the '90s! It makes me feel like I'm being Room 23'd by VH1 Classic Others! So, I just can't. But you can. Quinn's going to have her baby and Nude Erections (oh, you hadn't noticed that all season?) will probably win Regionals despite being very obviously inferior to Vocal Adrenaline, funk notwithstanding. It also looks like Will and Emma may finally get their shit together and behave like adults, and maybe we'll even meet Rachel Berry's gay dads. Maybe Idina Menzel will pop up and sing the least theatrical song from Funny Girl in the name of theatricality again. So much, so much fun. If only "Faithfully" weren't going to be there to ruin everything (like always!), I'd watch it with the rest of you. Man, somebody really should make a website I could go to that would summarize what happened in the episode for me...

The Glee finale airs on Fox tonight at 9 PM. I would list other things that are on tonight, but I know you're going to watch Glee, you Journey-heads.

Find out why Fox might regret committing to a third season of Glee so soon.

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